Techno Stuff
Here’s A Great Idea: Perfect solutions to anything no one is talking about with Techno Stuff to help you save Time & Money!
Hello?
They began as Mobile Cellular telephones. Then Cell phones. Then Phones. Then Smart phones. Now, they’re just annoying. To text someone, we recommend ‘Note Pads’. They’re simple, convenient, and cost around 30-cents for a pad of 100. No batteries to recharge either. And what about actually talking with someone? Save a ton of money by simply driving to their home anywhere in the country and knocking on their door! No monthly payments!
Who Are You Talking To?
Blue Tooth is amazing in what it does for you while driving your car hands-free. It’s also remarkable how you can, for example, play music wirelessly. As for using it as a telephone it’s absolutely incredible! It allows you to speak out loud to some phantom person while strolling wistfully down a crowded hallway or city sidewalk, engaging a host of others nearby to join in your conversation who now know what you ate for dinner last night and how nauseas you were after. Bluetooth’s true benefit allows you to speak to several people at once, saving you hundreds of dollars in phone calls! Amazing.
Storytime
My printer always runs out of toner rather quickly. So I decided to save thousands of dollars by creating my own toner. I went to my wall-mounted pencil sharpener, removed the back end of it and emptied the container into my toner cartridge. There wasn’t really much to fill it up so I sharpened about 1,200 more pencils down to the nub. Once filled, I turned on the printer and printed out a beautiful page of erasable content! Now I have free toner and reusable blank pages!
Letters to the Editor
“I don’t understand the whole Emoji craze. My daughter keeps texting me with this small little face. It has googly eyes with a red tongue sticking out. It also shows a hand with one of its fingers straight up. I’m only texting her to ask if she can start paying me back for her student loan. I could use the money for retirement. I don’t get it.”
– Ray B. Grand Rapids, MI
Editor: Something tells me you won’t see Tahiti for a while.
Find Loose Change Easily
Security cameras are very useful to see who’s at the front door, keep an eye on the babysitter, and know who’s blatantly taking your snow shovel out of your garage when you thought you had everything locked up! But security cameras are excellent for other uses as well. What about watching your steaks cook on the grill while you’re busy at the dining table doing your taxes? Or what if you wanted to know how much change you had in your pants pocket, but your child recently handcuffed you for fun? Simply stick a small security camera in that pocket and soon you’ll see its contents easily on your TV!
