Safety Help
Here’s A Great Idea: Perfect solutions to anything no one is talking about with Safety Help to help you save Time & Money!
Avoid Getting A Stroke
Paint cans can be hard to open if you don’t know how. So if you’ve been trying for over 72 hours be safe and stay healthy by getting wallpaper to cover those walls instead!
1 out of 436,000
Those are the odds of tripping over cereal boxes, pots and pans, and other items left on the kitchen floor. You can lower this alarming statistic simply by telling people to watch where they’re going and to not be so stupid.
Storytime
Last summer when I was tearing roof shingles off the house, our neighbor became completely enraged and threw rocks at me! What an idiot! However, once I realized I wasn’t working on my own roof, but his, did I truly understand the meaning of safety. Rocks hurt so wear a helmet while roofing!
Letters to the Editor
“At the hospital we see a lot of sick people. We also see a lot of eye injuries that come from running with scissors. And sometimes we see sick people who ran with scissors while the thermometer was still in their mouth. Now they can’t see and need a new thermometer to replace the one in their belly.”
– Dr. J. Smith M.D., Davenport, Iowa
Editor: Yes doctor, runners should stick to rectal thermometers.
