Animals As Pets
Here’s A Great Idea: Perfect Solutions to anything no one is talking about with Animals as Pets to help you save Time & Money!
Can You Say Mooooo?
Cows make excellent pets. They also make excellent milk, meat loaf, and rib-eye steaks. So save time from running around at the store by keeping a cow in your backyard. They can also conveniently double as an extra chair at your bar-b-que party.
Come Here, Fido!
Want to get your dog inside the house easily? Shout to it in a different language. Better yet, simply use an accent. German works well, Canadian not so much. They’ll want to know where this interesting person is once they get inside so be accountable!
Storytime
My college roommate and I were really good friends. When he and his wife divorced he needed a place to stay. My wife had always said that we could get a dog, but not a roommate. So I taught him to drink and eat out of bowls on the floor. It worked!
Letters to the Editor
“Our economy in Toledo has been so bad lately that we decided to help our schools. When we heard that the classes couldn’t afford to purchase modeling clay, my wife and I went straight to our backyard, picked up several pounds of Bruno’s dung, and mixed it with lemon juice and a bottle of antiseptic spray. The “clay” was a hit with both teachers and students!”
– Harvey K. Toledo, OH
Editor: Bruno deserves a plaque in front of school!
Little Seeds To The Rescue!
We surveyed over 3 people and asked how often they clean up Fido’s poop in the yard. The answer we received most often was once per year. Why? Because no one like’s that chore. Here’s a great idea: Instead of picking up those little land mines, sprinkle some grass seed over them. It’s a lot easier and you’ll get your yard back in no time!
Dog Hair
Everyone already knows that a shedding dog is perfect for gathering material to knit socks, sweaters, and pillow covers. That warm, fuzzy feeling of your dog’s dead hair is unbeatable! But did you know that each dog hair could be tied together to make a strong, durable rope? Imagine how much you could save! Instead of running to the big-box store and spending tons of money on a new rope, you could easily make your own thanks to your faithful companion! It’s a cheap, sure-fire DIY!
Make Your Alpaca Happy
Ever notice that your pet alpaca wants to climb terrain in your backyard? It’s annoying especially when your yard is completely flat. Here’s a great idea. Purchase a small back-hoe and dig up some of your yard. Perhaps one quarter of it. The huge mounds of dirt will satisfy your alpaca for years to come! Imagine how much money you’ll save by not needing to fly your alpaca every other weekend to the Andes mountains in southern Peru just for exercise! Now that’s a Great Idea!
