Fun & Games
Here’s A Great Idea: Perfect solutions to anything no one is talking about with Fun and Games to help you save Time & Money!
Bye Bye Sofa
Put a queen size bed in the middle of your living room. Then, sit back and watch how many people ask, “Is this where you’re sleeping now?” It’s fun for everyone especially when they hear you reply, “No. I did this as a joke!” Everyone will laugh out loud! But imagine how much you’ll save in never buying a sofa!
Heads or Tails?
Someone needs to grab a quarter. Then they need to flip it up into the air. Whoever calls it correctly when it lands, either heads or tails, wins! The loser has to clean up the mess. The winner gets to sit on the couch and watch a stupid sitcom while eating a big bag of freshly made popcorn! Play today!
Storytime
I love fun and games. When I was young I would shoot rubber bands at people and try to hit their noses. Fun for me, apparently no games for them. I was told to stop. I guess we all differ on what’s fun and games.
Letters to the Editor
“I don’t understand the rules of Scrabble. I don’t know why I can’t have more tiles than my opponents because I should, since I’m older than they are. I’m 27 and they’re only 3. Somehow I still can’t win!”
– Paula H. Dayton, OH
Editor: You should be drinking wine, Paula, instead of playing with 3 year olds.
Fowl Games
Store bought games can be expensive. A deck of cards, a chess board, and a Rubik’s cube can cost hundreds of dollars! If your children want to play so badly, teach them Duck-Duck-Goose. And instead of buying the game off the store shelf, simply purchase a couple of live ducks and a real goose. The kids will have hours of fun while you get to collect duck eggs for breakfast! Of course, the goose will come in handy around Christmas time! Imagine how much you’ll save in keeping the little tykes from getting bored!
