Messy Messes
Here’s A Great Idea: Perfect solutions to anything no one is talking about with those Messy Messes to help you save Time & Money!
Waste Baskets
Waste baskets are always a challenge. Some people try to stuff an old mattress and five dingy pillows in them. The problem is that these items won’t fit. That’s a shame. The size of most waste baskets allows one crumpled up piece of paper and perhaps a used twisty-tie. Anything else would be rather unsightly. Think about it. What if guests were to see your waste basket filled to the brim with discarded waste from your home? You would be horrified to say the least! So what size waste basket should you require for any comfortable display? One that fits neatly behind a door, completely out of sight from the neighbors. Remember, no one needs to see your business!
Oh Oh!
You’ve had a long, hard day at work and now that you’re home you’ve made a mess in your pants. Oh no! Relax and sit on grandma’s lap. Everyone will chuckle as you pretend to be an infant. No one will mind and even grandma will explain with a smile, “It’s time Junior gets a change.” Then simply walk out to take care of it as everyone exclaims that you’re such a big boy. You’ll enjoy the applause!
Storytime
I had spilled motor oil all over the garage floor. What a mess! But, instead of cleaning it up, we parked our cars on the street in front of our house for years. When we moved it was up to the new homeowners to deal with the stain. Yeah!
Letters to the Editor
“We have a cat that enjoys hawking up hairballs on the dining room table. Ewww! How best to clean up this mess?”
– Karen P. Chicago, Ill
Editor: Water and paper towel. But if it happens while you’re eating at the table we recommend sulfuric acid.
Pet Food Disasters
Unsightly spilled dog or cat food is, well, unsightly. Animals tend to spill food out of their mouths and onto the floor when they eat. We recommend euthanasia. It’s for the best. Think how much time you’ll save in cleaning up once the beasts are gone. It’s a sure win for the entire family!
