Vehicle Care
Here’s A Great Idea: Perfect solutions to anything no one is talking about with Vehicle Care to help you save Time & Money!
Half is Better
Saving money by washing the car yourself is always best. But if you wash just the front half, you’ll save a lot of time as well! No need to wash the back half if the traffic you’re encountering is only seeing the front. That extra half hour in washing could add up to an average of 70 minutes per year!
Pull the Poop Behind You
Remember when it was okay to keep your pet in the trunk? It avoided stinking up the car with those little accidents. Well, times have changed and laws have as well. Plus, everyone’s driving around in minivans. So where to put Fifi? We recommend pulling a small trailer behind for your pet. For less than $9,000 it’s an easy fix for clean air during your road trip!
Storytime
Two years ago the oil change mechanic forgot to put the plug back into my oil pan and the oil had completely drained! I needed a new engine! Now I keep a sizeable wad of bubble gum in my glove box. It’s perfect for just about anything that needs repairing!
Letters to the Editor
“I’ve been looking around for the best wax to use on my Ford truck. Every bottle and container of wax I see says “Car Wax”. But I have a truck! It’s ridiculous! Do you know of any store that sells truck wax?”
– Bill W. Mason, GA
Editor: No.
Control Car Theft
No one wants their car stolen. It’s inconvenient especially when you need to use your car to go somewhere. The best way to prevent this is each time you park your vehicle hook a bungee cord from your steering wheel down to your accelerator. When the thieves break in and take off in your car, they’ll have a hard time steering since stepping on the gas controls where they go! They’ll get confused as to your car’s running condition and will immediately bring your car back in frustration. It’s a Great Idea and it works like a charm!
Keep Snow Off Your Car
During the snowy, winter months it’s unlikely that you’ll be enjoying your deck or patio underneath the patio table umbrella. What else could this large umbrella be used for during this bleak season? If your vehicle has a sunroof, open it. Carefully slide the umbrella through the sunroof into your vehicle. Make sure this treasured canopy is open to its fullest effect. Then stand back as it begins to snow and watch your vehicle stay completely dry and flake free! Everyone in the grocery store parking lot will be nodding their heads and giving you thumbs-up signs!
